Song meaning of My Banyo Queen by Andrew E.

Ah, "My Banyo Queen" by our dear Andrew E. What a lyrical masterpiece we have here. So, our good ol' Andrew finds himself in Malate one evening, where he encounters this stunning woman who captivates his gaze. Little does he know that she's just a deceitful little minx. She starts teasing him, saying, "Buy me this, buy me that," even though they're not even a couple yet. To hide her true colors, she brags about some imaginary trip to Alabang. Oh, the cleverness! And our dear Andrew, oh bless his heart, he clings tightly onto her arm, drooling over her short skirt. But alas, he turns his head for one second and can't find her anywhere! Oh no, where is she? And to top it all off, he's not even smooched her yet, but his pockets are already empty! What a night indeed, my friends. But fear not, because our dear Andrew has more stories to tell. In the second verse, he goes to Cafe Adriatico, and the lady suggests they drink and she'll pay for it. But little does he know, she's slipped something into his drink, and poor Andrew becomes completely oblivious to the world. When he finally wakes up, he realizes he's in a motel called "Anito Inn." Uh-oh! Panic stations! He wants to split and run before his girlfriend finds out, but then he spots the lady. Surprise, surprise, she's in her underwear! How scandalous! Moving on to the third verse, Andrew and the lady find themselves laughing and chatting on a sofa. It's so cold that Andrew feels like he's in Roppongi (a district known for its nightlife), and suddenly, she turns off the lights and puts on a VCD (which was the cool thing back then). Then, they end up on her bed, and Andrew is completely taken aback when she asks for more, more, MORE! He contorts his body into more positions than a yoga master, and just when he thinks it's over, she says, "Damn, let's do it one more time!" Oh boy, they just keep going, don't they? Now, let's fast forward to the fourth verse, where we reach the peak of absurdity. They're under a white blanket, and Andrew's back is all scratched up. And oh, look at that, she's moaning and groaning, steamin' hot from Andrew's touch. She even gets her wish of "grinding," whatever that means. And wouldn't you know it, Andrew realizes that even her cousin is in on the action! Talk about a family affair! All in all, "My Banyo Queen" is the epitome of a whirlwind night filled with deception, questionable motel choices, and quite possibly the most adventurous family tree. Bravo, Andrew E., bravo! Fresh one-ninety-nine indeed, suckers!