Song meaning of Jew On The Canoe by BLP KOSHER

Oh boy, "Jew on the Canoe" by BLP Kosher is quite a trip. Let's break down these lyrics, shall we? The song starts off with the image of a Jew on a canoe, which seems harmless enough until you realize that's not really the most stable way to travel on water. But who needs stability when you can find a message in a bottle, right? And why settle for a dry rapper with dandruff and alopecia when you can have a pickled, barrel-carrying one like BLP Kosher himself?

Moving on to the first verse, BLP Kosher reveals that he's been told to diss Kanye West, but he's not interested. Instead, he serves "the cracker corn starch" (get it?) because he doesn't "fuck with Ye." He also lets us know that he's got a 2-faced Cruella from the Ville in his life, but he's not letting her get in the way of reaching his rap goals. And for some reason, he's skating with Jason Dill... while carrying a pickle? I'm not sure what that's about, but let's keep going.

Verse 2 starts off with some aspirational dad goals and a reference to taking the bus from McNab (which I'm assuming is a Florida reference?). BLP Kosher also reveals himself to be a pain in the ass and needing to call the dentist because of all the "plaque, plural" (clever, right?). He then takes a moment to name-drop Rip Curl and acknowledge the real sick world we live in. But don't worry, he's trying... to punish his opps, including Debbie Ryan, because he just burnt the bridge at Lake Wyman.

Overall, "Jew on the Canoe" is an absurdist and sometimes nonsensical journey of a song. But the beat is catchy and BLP Kosher's delivery is entertaining, so I'll let it slide. Plus, any song that mentions Manischewitz and tiramisu in the same breath deserves some recognition for sheer randomness.