Song meaning of Cockburger by Burger King

Well well well, it seems like Burger King's marketing team took a wild turn with their experimental song "Cockburger." Let's break it down, shall we? It starts off with some questionable grooming practices involving minor whooper whoppers - is that like a mini burger for kids or something darker? Then we dive into a realm of explicit sexual innuendos with references to genitalia and mothers being insulted left and right. The chorus boldly declares "I have children in my basement!" which I sincerely hope is not a confession. And let's not ignore the delightful imagery of lettuce semen, because who doesn't love a good salad with a side of reproductive fluids, right? The song takes a sudden introspective turn with the singer questioning their sexuality, which is a journey we were definitely not prepared for. And to top it all off, they graciously acknowledge their fans with a quick "I'm on your way" before signing off with a triumphant "Your rule's!" A true rollercoaster of emotions and questionable burger-themed lyrics, this song is definitely not your average fast food jingle.