Song meaning of Milk Tea by Carlos Agassi

Ah, "Milk Tea" by Carlos Agassi. A true masterpiece of poetic prose, if ever there was one. Now, let's dive into the deep, philosophical meaning behind these thought-provoking lyrics, shall we?

It appears that our dear Carlos has stumbled upon a Filipina goddess who possesses an otherworldly beauty, from head to toe. So naturally, he must pursue this heavenly creature and cast aside all the "pangit" (ugly) folks in the process. He's even willing to shout "Hi" and compare love to a fart that's difficult to hide. Ah, the profound metaphors! But wait, there's more! Our dashing hero is ready to unleash his rock-hard love on this slippery, juicy, tight "butas" (hole) of hers, because nothing says romance like promising to "putok" (explode) in someone's heart. How romantic! And just when you think it can't get any more poetic, Carlos goes on to exclaim how shocked he was by the size of her "milk tea." It seems he went fishing for women and ended up catching one. Truly, this song is a lyrical gem with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. Bravo, Carlos, bravo.