Song meaning of Toxic Gossip Train by Colleen Ballinger

Oh, Colleen Ballinger, the queen of YouTube drama! In her song "Toxic Gossip Train," she takes us on a wild ride filled with rumors, manipulation, and mob mentality. Colleen starts off by acknowledging the false things people say about her but reminds us that truth doesn't matter as long as it's entertaining, right? Then she hops aboard the toxic gossip train, where misinformation is the fuel and manipulation is the next stop. Oh, the joy of steamrolling someone's reputation! Colleen cheekily admits to oversharing in the past, but hey, she's changed her behavior and taken accountability. But hold on, folks, that's not interesting! We want drama! So Colleen criticizes the mob mentality and the fanatics who are thirsty for her demise while hiding behind their keyboards. She sarcastically apologizes for not meeting their expectations of complete self-flagellation and refuses to admit to lies and rumors made up for clout. And amidst it all, she cleverly throws shade at her alter ego, Miranda Sings, letting us know that she's PG-13, in case you were confused. With each verse, Colleen humorously deflects the hate, defending herself against accusations of being a predator for making a fart joke five years ago (gasp!). She emphasizes the importance of parental responsibility in regulating children's content while acknowledging her mistakes and feeling like crap about it. But hey, don't worry, she appreciates her true supporters, even if this video won't change anyone's mind about her. Finally, she concludes with a heartfelt plea for understanding and a reminder that people can make mistakes without being labeled as terrible humans. So, let's all jump on the toxic gossip train and join in on the fun of tearing someone down–because who needs compassion and growth, right? Oh, Colleen, you never fail to entertain us with your satirical take on the madness of the internet!