Song meaning of Dancing In The Courthouse by Dominic Fike

Ah, "Dancing in the Courthouse" by Dominic Fike, a delightful little ditty about the wonders of the legal system. So, apparently, weather controls our day, which explains why hurricanes always ruin my plans for a beach party. But hey, people make up our minds, and apparently, we're so susceptible to influence that we can't even tell when someone gives us a sign. Who needs free will anyway, right? Now, here's where it gets interesting. The lyrics suggest that we make the ground our grave by laying in it, because why not romanticize our own demise while we're at it? And wait, wait, wait... we make our problems fade by actually facing them? What kind of sorcery is this? And then there's this whole bizarre notion of making the wind our wings by raising our arms at the top of the world. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that just makes you look like a very enthusiastic bird impersonator. But you know what? The real meat of the song lies in the chorus. We're told to put 'em on trial and make 'em dance for it in the courthouse. Because nothing says justice like a good old choreographed dance-off, am I right? And let's not forget about making the judge jump and hit the two-step, because judges have got some sick dance moves, clearly. And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the jury is supposed to come up with two guesses. Yep, let's make the justice system even more whimsical by turning it into a guessing game. And if they lose interest, well, they'll just make up a new sentence because consistency is for losers. All in all, this song is a whimsical, nonsensical tribute to the power of... dancing in a courthouse? Yeah, let's go with that.