Song meaning of Buried Alive Interlude by Drake (Ft. Kendrick Lamar)

Oh, honey, let's dive into the dramatic depths of Drake's "Buried Alive Interlude" featuring Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick starts off by declaring that if he was in a pine box, Drake would break the lock, jump right in, and fall asleep because apparently, Drake is the death of him. Are they having a sleepover or a funeral? Kendrick then goes on a rollercoaster of self-reflection, feeling like a suicidal terrorist and getting tangled up in all sorts of shady business involving Canadians and Rihannas. He talks about meeting an alien who spills tea about sleeping with a Canadian, leading to a Mercedes addiction and Rihanna as a side chick. Meanwhile, Drake is out here using his music to get some... err, intimate attention. He brags about his success, blames his Canadian roots for ghosting, and reveals a mysterious meetup in Toronto involving a white waitress, a maybach, and a missing Aaliyah (what a plot twist!). Kendrick, feeling triggered by someone his own age, starts contemplating his double life and the shallow, fame-filled existence he's living. He ends by accepting that he belongs to the people when he's outside and suggests burying oneself alive with a shovel full of money, power, pussy, fame, and, of course, a sprinkle of drama. Can someone get these two a reality show already?