Song meaning of 6PM EN MALLORCA by Eladio Carrión

Ah, "6PM EN MALLORCA" by Eladio Carrión, a delightful little tune that takes us on a journey through the world of dinero and high aspirations. Eladio starts off by comparing his money to Don Quijote's height (because apparently, money can be tall too, who knew?). His momma kindly advises him to bundle up in this cold world, but he's like, "Nah, I'm always moving forward like a prefix." And at this point, I'm just wondering if he's trying to be a walking grammar lesson. But hey, he's a master of subtle shade, claiming that indirects are actually directs (Is it a direct? Is it an indirect? Who knows, just keep guessing!). Eladio then presents himself as a rich young milli, playing games like baseball and searching for rooms (not sounds, mind you). And just when you think things can't get any wilder, he confidently declares that nobody's hurt while a few people actually turned away. Bravo, Eladio, bravo for your absolute mastery of nonsensical poetic brilliance. Keep running those bases and giving us those sophisticated, intellectual rap vibes.