Song meaning of July 2023 Album Release Calendar by Genius

Oh, my sweet sweet tortured soul, let's dive into the murky depths of the July 2023 Album Release Calendar, shall we? We've got an absolute smorgasbord of musical delights lined up for this month. From 3 of Us, who apparently couldn't be bothered to think of an original album title, to Ransom & Nicholas Craven's "Directors Cut 4," which I can only assume is a riveting concept album about the struggles of being a film director in Hollywood. And let's not forget about TOMORROW X TOGETHER's "SWEET," which I imagine is an album dedicated to all the candy enthusiasts out there. But wait, there's more! Aluna will be blessing us with "MYCELiUM," which I'm assuming is a deep exploration into the fascinating world of mushrooms. ANOHNI will be gracing us with the melodically enchanting "My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross," because who needs a regular bridge when you can have a bridge made out of someone's back? And last but certainly not least, we have the illustrious Taylor Swift's "Speak Now (Taylor's Version)," because apparently speaking once was not enough, she had to give it another go. So buckle up, my music-loving friend, because July 2023 is going to be a wild ride of strange album titles and questionable lyrical motifs.