Song meaning of Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girl Friend Home by Jimmy Buffett

Ah, Jimmy Buffett, always bringing us those delightfully inappropriate songs. Now, when we break down "Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girl Friend Home," we find ourselves in a sticky situation. Our protagonist is a bit of a ladies man, but he has standards, people! He's a whopping twenty-eight years old and doesn't want to be caught up in any teenage turmoil. This poor guy is just trying to have a good time, but this girl, bless her heart, is a walking disaster. From popping her mama's pills to constantly running to the bathroom, she's a mess. And let's not forget her discerning taste in music, preferring Jethro Tull over ol' Jimmy here. Can you blame him for getting a little jealous? But remember folks, age matters, and it's time someone steps up and takes responsibility for this boozy teen who clearly can't handle her harmonicas. So I beg you, dear boyfriend, please take your drunken fifteen-year-old girlfriend home before this situation gets any weirder. Take her to read the Rolling Stone or something, anywhere away from our poor Jimmy and his foaming mouth!