Song meaning of Скорость света (Speed of Light) by Кишлак (Kishlak) & КОСМОНАВТОВ НЕТ (KOSMONAVTOV NET)

Ah, Скорость света, the Russian anthem of interstellar heartbreak. This lyrical masterpiece by Кишлак and КОСМОНАВТОВ НЕТ takes us on a cosmic journey of lost love and frozen tears. Apparently, our protagonist finds themselves in the cold depths of space, where tears freeze on their cheeks (ouch!). While everyone on Earth is running around like headless chickens, this intergalactic heartbreaker is chilling with the stars, getting all the cosmic tea. The chorus hits us with a melodramatic goodbye, as our hero turns into a polar comet, leaving behind mere mortals who couldn't catch up to the speed of light. Enter КОСМОНАВТОВ НЕТ with their "E, blyad, rap" (which roughly translates to "Eh, damn it, rap"). I mean, who needs astronauts when you have rap, amirite? They yearn to be taken to the clouds, where life will be better with their lover, and they'll turn into sadness (how lucky!). But alas, the lover forgot their number, while our angst-ridden poet knows it by heart. In the second verse, we get a mention of a white dwarf in the protagonist's heart (romantic, I guess?). They promise to build their lover a favorite "paddock" (which I assume means a warm shelter) and beg them to stay forever. Talk about cosmic dedication! The outro takes us on a wistful journey back to the snow, where our cosmonauts will be safe from other pesky cosmonauts (because who needs 'em?). So, buckle up folks, because this song will make you question the very fabric of the universe and leave you craving blyad-worthy rap battles on distant planets.