Song meaning of LAID BACK by Kollegah

Oh, dear Kollegah, with your poetic masterpiece "LAID BACK." Let me break it down for you in my over-the-top, savage interpretation. We start with the intro, where we are introduced to the absolute world monarch himself, the boss of all bosses, LA DEUTSCHE VITA. Wow, what an introduction! Then Kollegah comes in, claiming to be laid-back like he just came back from a spa retreat or something. He talks about spring walks with his collar popped, the evening sky turning pink and yellow, and ordering fancy bird for dinner. How posh! He mentions how he emerged onto the scene a long time ago, and now he's as relevant as a flock of wild geese in the reeds. He compares himself to Shindy but claims to be even fresher lyrically. Talk about a lyrical burn! He talks about being in his prime like a flower in bloom, even though he drowns his sorrows in mustard sauce. Hey, whatever floats your luxury boat, Kollegah! Moving on, he mentions his love for rap, even though he doesn't see much hope for it. He compares himself to Big Johnson, like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and wants to save the game. He talks about strolling over beats like it's a fancy French avenue, and wants everyone to bust out the champagne for the big prom. He's all about setting fashion trends and being the son of the president. Wow, sounds like a lot to live up to! He mentions how his recent promotional efforts were a bit "moderate" for him, and now he wants to show everyone he's still got it, like a game show host on a million-dollar quiz. He warns everyone to approach with caution, like a blowfish, and dismisses anyone who thinks they can mess with him. He compares it to a disappointing birthday cake, kid. Ouch! He then mentions how he's OG and as established as an antique chair made of Merino wool. Talk about luxury and comfort! He's won countless awards that are so valuable, they're stored in jewelry cabinets. Finally, he declares that he's only doing all this rap stuff for fun because he's just that awesome and doesn't need to prove anything anymore. Bravo, Kollegah, bravo!