Song meaning of SUNSET BOULEVARD by Kollegah

Ah, the masterpiece "Sunset Boulevard" by Kollegah. Let's dive into this lyrical goldmine, shall we? The song starts off with Kollegah proclaiming that like most German rappers, they're already at the end. Wow, so deep. It's almost as fast as a model athlete, and apparently, time flies when you're spitting bars. But hey, now it's time to say goodbye and hop into a fresh Rolls-Royce. And oh boy, he's upright with bad posture. But hold up, let's talk about your mom stumbling out of a bar, because you just can't resist dissing her. Classy move, Kollegah. Moving on, he advises you to do something with your life and then drop the line "LA DEUTSCHE VITA has given me the strength". Really? Sleeping pills in the form of German rap now? And then, he suggests shedding a tear, just like when you visit someone in the hospital. Real deep, Kollegah. Can't forget the mention of Bacardi and the "I have meetings" line with a radiant platinum watch. Wow, your meetings must be riveting! But let's not forget the true highlight of the song - when Kollegah compares himself to a plastic surgeon and claims to make your mother hot with his insane physique. I mean, who needs Tinder when you have Kollegah, right? And apparently, he believes he's so majestic that he can kick your ass like King Arthur with his Excalibur sword. Watch out, he's ready to shoot warn shots and make your ears ring. And don't worry, he made the bullet pass by like a penalty shot into the goal. Talk about precision! And then comes the part where Kollegah insults you for studying for your high school diploma while his mom seduces him on a sleeper sofa. Very mature, Kollegah. He even throws in a Seitenbacher-Müsli reference to lighten the mood. But wait, the boss has a boat license now! He's feeling like Captain Barbarossa, sailing off to Saragossa. And hey, guess what? His face is laughing again because he's steering the Sunseeker yacht perfectly towards the sunset. Meanwhile, your legacy is screwed, and Kollegah is relishing in your downfall. So grab your sunglasses and buckle up for the ride, because Kollegah is headed to the Sunset Boulevard, baby.