Song meaning of Kat Food by Lil Wayne

Ah, Lil Wayne, always with the poetic lyrics that make you go, "What in the world is he talking about?" So, in "Kat Food," our dear Weezy, with his deep philosophical thoughts, takes us on a journey into the mind of a man who daydreams about being slow-walking, codeine-sipping magician Houdini. You know, just your average Tuesday. But Lil Wayne, being the smooth operator that he is, turns his special lady's innocent daydreams into soaking wet dreams, and not a bikini in sight! He compares her to Serena Williams, probably because she's serving up some serious booty, and claims he eats her like a hyena. God, I hope he uses utensils. And just when you think things couldn't get more bizarre, he throws in references to watermelon robberies, homeless shelters in his pockets, and the fact that he hasn't learned how to swim yet, despite eating like a shark. I gotta give it to Lil Wayne for his unmatched ability to weave a tapestry of absurdity with his words. Bravo, sir! Just remember, kids, this is all metaphorical, so please don't go around eating people or robbing watermelons. Stay in school.