Song meaning of Call Me What You Like by Lovejoy

Ah, "Call Me What You Like" by Lovejoy, a song with lyrics that are as confusing as my grandmother trying to use a smartphone. So, here's the dealio - this quirky little tune seems to be about two people who loathe the internet and the constant bombardment of bad news. They're so bored that they're questioning if they lost their minds. I mean, talk about a wild Friday night. The singer is desperately trying to convince themselves that they're the only one for their partner, even though they're not entirely sure if they truly want or need them. Classic indecisiveness, am I right? And let's not forget the bedroom shenanigans with the pink roller blinds and the pirouetting under the duvet set. Oh, the romance! But then, out of nowhere, we get this bridge where the singer realizes they're a total dumbass and might end up spending the rest of their life in a state of paranoia. They even suggest that the road to happiness is filled with parking spaces. Okay, I'm officially confused. Anyway, the song ends with a reminder that, no matter how much you try, you simply can't stay awake forever. Well, ain't that deep. So, if you're looking for a song that perfectly captures the essence of existential crisis in the modern age, "Call Me What You Like" is your jam. Enjoy! Or don't, I'm not sure if you want it, not sure if you need it, too. Rock on!