Song meaning of Congratulations by Mac Miller (Ft. Bilal)

Oh, lookie here, we have Mac Miller serenading us with "Congratulations." And by congratulations, I'm assuming he means congratulations for giving us a generic love song that could be mistaken for a Hallmark card. He starts off by babbling about the sun not shining when he's alone, losing his mind, and seeing eyes looking through his soul. Dude, maybe you should try some sunscreen and therapy. Then he goes on to claim that a love like his is too good to be true, and that the girl he's singing to reminds him of the color blue. Really, Mac? Blue? I hope you're referring to the feeling of being suffocated because this song is suffocating me with its mediocrity. And suddenly, he's all ready to pop the question with a wedding ring conveniently tucked in his pocket. But hold on a second, he "forgot" to ask, because he knew she'd run away. Smooth move, Casanova. Then he goes on a nostalgia trip, reminiscing about their past, present, and future. News flash, Mac, nobody cares about your relationship timeline. And what's up with that hamper and stale food in the fridge? Sounds like the perfect ingredients for a lifetime of bliss, my man. Oh, and let's not forget that intense desire to have sex and end the night on a satisfying note. Classy. So, in conclusion, Mac Miller's "Congratulations" is like a lukewarm cup of coffee, lacking any real flavor or substance. But hey, congratulations to all the fans who managed to listen to this entire song without dozing off.