Song meaning of Зависим (Dependent) by PINQ

Ah, "Dependent" by PINQ, huh? Well, let me break it down for you in my own hilarious way. So, the chorus is all like, "Oh, I'm dependent on you, 100 percent, baby!", as if being dependent on someone is some kind of achievement. Like, congratulations, dude, you're completely useless without this person! And then in the verses, they're all like, "All the songs are about the same thing, and they're all about love. I don't want it any other way, so screw off!" Wow, what a poetic expression of deep intellectual thought. But wait, it gets even better when they start talking about how this person is like a delicious piece of candy and they want to devour them. Excuse me, but are we talking about love or cannibalism here? And then they go on about taking taxis to see their "baby" and how they'll do all these dirty things together. Classy. But hey, they're "very busy" being dependent, so don't bother them! And in the second verse, they're boasting about being the best, like they're some kind of superhero in the realm of love. Oh, and they're gonna travel to other countries with their "baby." Passport, check. Dependent partner, check. Sounds like a recipe for a healthy relationship, doesn't it? Anyway, this song is just a glorious display of codependency, delusions of grandeur, and a sprinkle of questionable food metaphors. Enjoy!