Song meaning of A Certain Romance (Demo) by Arctic Monkeys

Oh, the Arctic Monkeys really hit the nail on the head with this one, didn't they? "A Certain Romance" is like a sarcastic chef's kiss to the so-called romance happening in the lives of people in their Reeboks and tracky bottoms. Alex Turner is basically saying, "Look at these blokes with their broken bones and their new ringtones, thinking they're all that with their pool cues and cans, when in reality, they're just acting like a bunch of dickheads!" The chorus screams, "We'll tell 'em all tonight, but they'll never listen!" It's a hilarious commentary on the cluelessness and macho posturing of these lads, who think they're living in some romantic epic but really just need a reality check and maybe a guide on how not to be a complete prat. Oh, and that instrumental break? Pure genius. It's like the musical equivalent of a mic drop, leaving you questioning your own existence and pondering the true meaning of romance. Classic Arctic Monkeys, always keeping it real in the most savage yet hilarious way possible.