Song meaning of Nicea by PRO8L3M

Ah, "Nicea" by PRO8L3M. What a lyrical masterpiece we have here! Let's dive into these deep and profound verses, shall we?

The song starts with DJ Steez and Oskar83 setting the mood, and clearly, they're in need of something simpler. Well, who isn't? Life can be a real pain in the booty sometimes! Anyway, Oskar83 goes on to talk about business and how people have to wait when they come into it. Time is precious, y'all! He also mentions some shady dealings, like a thick line of "keta" on the doggie's index cards. Woof! But when there's a fire, he doesn't stick around; he disappears like a magician. Abracadabra, baby!

Then we have some references to fancy brands and oh-so-important material possessions. There's Philippa Patek, the watch that just screams, "Look at me, I'm a baller!" But hey, Oskar83's got his game on too. He's got his icy drink with mint, lime, and Olmeca Tequila. And let's not forget his special cooking skills! He's baking steaks that are so good, they'll make your taste buds do the Macarena. Oh, and there's also an oil painting by Monet on the wall, because why settle for boring wallpaper when you can have a masterpiece, am I right?

As for Oskar83's friend, he looks like Przemek Saleta. Can't say I know who that is, but I'm sure it's a great comparison. And there's a blondie named Aneta, who apparently looks like a blonde version of someone. Oskar83 then takes us on a journey to Nicea, skipping the IKEA kitchens and opting for the real deal. Gotta appreciate that commitment to authenticity! And he's got this Carrera idea, loading up his cash in a "bake pack." I mean, why put your money in a wallet when you can have a "bake pack"? It's the new trend, don't you know?

But it doesn't stop there. Oskar83 describes this girl he's into, and boy, oh boy, she's the epitome of perfection—completely naked, covered in oils, and looking like a French riviera. I mean, is this a music video or a tourism advertisement? And she's got so much money that she orders a courier as backup. Now that's called being prepared! Oh, and if your hands are feeling rough, just slap on some NIVEA cream, folks. That's the secret to success, apparently.

In the bridge, Oskar83 spends money like he's got an endless supply of it, comparing it to shooting a gun. Bang, bang, splurging like a gangsta! And in the chorus, we get a delightful list of random objects. From drugs and dogs to bags, locks, cheese, sanctions, dances, diamonds, and even actor Andrzej Chyra, it's like a shopping spree gone wild. But hey, let's not forget who the real rapper is: Marcel! Move over, Andrzej Chyra, we got a new gangster in town.

In the second verse, Oskar83 drops some more brand names like Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, and Saint Laurent. If you're not drowning in labels, are you even living? He talks about partying in Prague, getting naked after midnight, and having a conversation with Aga while pouring expensive liquor. Sounds like a wild night, my friends! And then there's a mention of 500,000 bills that need to be cut. Um, are we running a counterfeit operation here or what? And who knew that money could be too much for even the stołeczny department? Clearly, these guys are rolling in dough.

And what would a rap song be without a little explicit description of sexual encounters, right? Oskar83 claims he's so good in bed that even the ladies pay him for his services. Must be that magical Balenciaga touch! And just when you think things can't get any wilder, he throws in a "ra-ta-ta" at the end. Because why not, right? It's all about making a statement.

So there you have it, folks. "Nicea" by PRO8L3M, where excessive name-dropping, extravagant lifestyles, and a touch of absurdity come together to create a hilariously over-the-top music experience. Dance like nobody's watching, live like you're in a rap video, and remember, you don't need IKEA kitchens when you can have a one-way ticket to Nicea.