Song meaning of How To Write A Dump by Punchmade Dev

Oh, we have a hip new track called "How To Write A Dump" by the oh-so-brilliant Punchmade Dev. Now, don't get your hopes up thinking it's a tutorial on bodily functions; it's actually a lesson on carding sites and credit dumps. So, the first lesson is to get yourself a fire carding site and head straight to the dump section. But wait, don't you dare go for a savings account dump! Checking is the way to go, darling. And if you're feeling fancy, grab yourself a credit dump because getting hit with debit is so last season. Oh, and make sure you have a proxy server or a public connection because you wouldn't want to feel too comfortable while surfing the dark web. Infections? Pfft, who needs protection anyway? Punchmade Dev claims to be a genius at putting viruses on computers without getting caught. Impressive, isn't it? But, if you want to take this dumpster diving adventure to the next level, you better get some cloned cards, preferably ones that actually have a bank name on them. Gone are the days of using those plain white blanks, people! Punchmade Dev is living on the edge, using their old debit cards from Chase. It's all about that proper face, baby! When it comes to software, oh don't you worry about that silly EMV software. That's for chumps trying to code chips. You just need a magical MSR (whatever that is) and the Deftun software. Once you've got all your tools aligned, it's time to dive in. Load up the software (careful not to overload your computer, though), and make sure the card is close by. Oh, you might have to scratch some numbers off to match the card year, but it's all part of the art, darlings. Now, here's where it gets thrilling - head to the store and slide that mag strip like it's nobody's business. The clerk will let you swipe after jamming the chip (literally jam it, don't be a wimp!). If it doesn't work the first couple of times, fear not! They'll happily let you use the strip. But hey, if your piece keeps getting declined, that's just the universe telling you to beat a hasty retreat. Get outta there, sweetheart, and live to swipe another day! So, there you have it, a musical masterpiece that teaches you everything you never wanted to know about carding sites and credit dumps. Thanks, Punchmade Dev, for providing us with all the essential knowledge!