Song meaning of $alty by Radiohead

Oh, Radiohead's "$alty," or as I like to call it, "The Incoherent Mumble Jam." Let me break it down for you in all its nonsensical glory! This gem of a song is like a cryptic crossword puzzle set to music - you think you've cracked the code, but really you're just confusing salt for sugar. When Thom Yorke warbles about being "so glad I wasn't found," he's basically saying he's thrilled nobody caught him binge-watching reality TV instead of writing decent lyrics. And don't even get me started on the whole "could I drown" dilemma - maybe he's pondering the existential crisis of whether he's more likely to be taken out by a rogue wave or a strong gust of wind. Either way, the only thing that's clear is that Radiohead should probably lay off the mystery pills before hitting the studio next time!