Song meaning of Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes

Oh, the classic "Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes, where the noble Sir Shawn rides in on his white horse, prepared to save the damsel in distress from her unworthy beau. According to Shawn's interpretation, he's the knight in shining armor here to rescue the fair maiden from a tragic fate of wasting her time and shedding useless tears. He's so confident in his abilities that he assures her he can treat her better than her unfortunate choice of a man can. From promising to stop time for her (because time is clearly just a minor inconvenience that can be manipulated by pop stars) to audaciously claiming that being with him will cure all her relationship woes, Shawn really knows how to make a girl feel special. So, damsel, if you're tired of wasting time crying over Mr. Wrong, just jump on this knight's horse and let him treat you better than anyone ever could! Can you sense the sarcasm dripping from my words?