Song meaning of MY DUMB STEPDAD (SUBMARINE) by SINK-182 (Ft. ULTRAGABE)

Ah, "My Dumb Stepdad (Submarine)" by Sink-182 ft. Ultragabe, a masterpiece that explores the deep, existential struggle of having a stupid stepfather while trying to make it big in the music industry. The song begins with our protagonist feeling ignored by their favorite DJ, who clearly doesn't appreciate the fact that they have her face permanently inked on their body. And on top of that, their stepdad is apparently a walking talking prick who never takes them on any cool trips. But fear not, because destiny strikes when the news reveals that their stepdad is drowning in a submarine! Suddenly, rocking out at the Blink show equals a ticket to becoming an instant millionaire, all while doing absolutely nothing. What a life, right? But wait, things take a twist as the stepdad ends up imploding in the submarine. Talk about a dramatic turn of events! And now our protagonist, who has become filthy rich, realizes that while the world may be cruel and strange, being rich and surrounded by the color green is a pretty sweet deal. Farewell, boring stepdad! All they did was nothing to become a millionaire. So, kids, remember, if you ever find yourself trapped in a dysfunctional family and aspiring for fortune, just wait for your stepdad to drown or implode in a submarine, and voila, you'll be the richest nothing-doing superstar ever!