Song meaning of Handsome Devil (Live) by The Smiths

Ah, "Handsome Devil" by The Smiths, a song that's as cheeky as it is provocative. Morrissey, with his poetic flair, invites us into a world where the streets are crowded with things eager to be held. Now, don't get too excited, he's not offering a hand to carry your groceries. No, no, this handsome devil has other ideas. He's got a sixth sense that tells him there's something more to your innocent question about the time. Oh, he'd just love to give you what he thinks you're asking for, and by that, he means he wants to get his hands on your mammary glands. Classy, Morrissey, real classy. And don't worry, he's not just interested in your chest, he also wants to get your head on the conjugal bed. Yes, you heard that right. He's cracking his whip, and apparently, you deserve it. Maybe it's just his unique way of helping you get through your exams, but really, who needs textbooks when you can have an encounter in a scholarly room? It's all about priorities, right? But hey, Morrissey's here to remind us that there's more to life than books, though not much more. So, if you want a lesson in being a handsome devil with questionable intentions, just give this song a listen and let Morrissey's lyrical absurdity be your guide. Oh, you handsome devil, you.