Song meaning of 2 Krasavchiki by THRILL PILL (Ft. ​blago white)

Ah, "2 Krasavchiki" by THRILL PILL and blago white. Let me break this down for you in my signature hilarious style. So the song starts with a phone call interrupting their beauty sleep, 'cause you know, these guys are busy being successful and all. They're all about that business talk and waiting for some exciting offers. And guess what? They brag about having their crew hanging out at their apartment like some legendary players. They don't care about small change, honey, they raise their prices every damn year! Apparently, each of their homies is a G.O.A.T, but oh wait, not the greatest of all time, just goats... like actual farm animals. And then, just to add some, uh, cinematic flair, they proudly mention filming their sexual escapades for their videoblog, 'cause, why not? And oh yes, they proudly assert that they've crawled out of the metaphorical poop pile and now they're conquering the top. Good for them, I guess? The other dude blago white jumps in, talking about his journey from performing for free in 2017 to getting his first paycheck in 2020 like it's a monumental achievement. And now in 2021, they claim they're getting paid half a million per hour or something. No cap, they say, but let's face it, they're already wearing caps. And suddenly, they fast-forward to 2022, where they're two beauties slaying the game with their buddy Timi. Yeah, they're at the top, they say, while we all secretly wonder where exactly that "top" is. And just when you think the song is over, blago white hilariously claims that he was already on top in 2017 before he even performed once, only in his delusional world. Oh, the sweet taste of delusion. Hilarious, right? So, there you have it, "2 Krasavchiki," a journey of self-proclaimed greatness, farm animals, videoblogs, and a sprinkle of pure comedic gold. Stop the press, we have two krasavchiki in the building!