Song meaning of Red Flags by Tom Cardy (Ft. Montaigne)

Oh, well, well, well, what do we have here? A musical masterpiece known as "Red Flags" by Tom Cardy featuring Montaigne. Now, let's dive into this lyrical adventure, shall we?

In this delightful tale, our dear protagonist Tom goes on a date, blissfully unaware of the fright that awaits him. The sparks are flying, and they begin discussing their favorite things - like food, cartoon dogs, and movies. It all seems innocent until the damsel drops a bombshell. Brace yourselves, folks. Her favorite film, wait for it, is none other than the acclaimed cinematic marvel, "Human Centipede." Yes, you heard it right. The lovey-dovey atmosphere immediately fizzles, and Tom realizes he might just end up as the main course in this twisted horror film turned reality.

But fear not, for Tom tries to save himself from this human centipede-loving horror show. He blinks in morse code, attempting to signal for help from the waiter. Unfortunately, it seems like the blinking is misconstrued as a flirtatious gesture, leading to a rather awkward encounter with a confused bystander. Oh, the trials and tribulations of dating!

But amidst this madness, Montaigne and Tom try to break free from the apparent red flag, urging themselves to take a chance on this peculiar relationship. They fantasize about a wedding where the theme, yes, you guessed it, would be "Human Centipede." Because, why not, right? It's a great way to save on catering and truly test the bonds of love.

In the end, "Red Flags" leaves us with a sense of liberation, as Tom proclaims to finally open himself up to love and even express his newfound talents in sewing mouths to butts. Ah, what a journey it has been!

So, my friends, let's celebrate the absurdity of it all and enjoy this whimsical anthem that will make you question love, movies, and well, your own sanity. Human Centipede, anyone?