Song meaning of Как ты там? (How Are You There?) by Устала курить (Ustala Kurit) (Ft. Heronwater)

Ah, "Как ты там?" by Устала курить (Ustala Kurit) featuring Heronwater. Let me break it down for you, my fellow enthusiasts of humorous musical analysis. This song starts with the eternal question of how the hell are you doing out there, out in the vast expanse of the universe, unreachable like those top shelves in the grocery store. The singer ponders if they can learn to fly too, as if that's a possible solution to life's enigmas. But wait, there's more! We then dive into the profound musings of our artist, who claims to still crave knowledge about you, but gets distracted with every heavy blunt they smoke. And hey, apparently their heartbeats in sync with the rhythm when you're nearby. Talk about an anatomical DJ, am I right? Moving on, we discover that quality sound and blunts are their trademark, along with some self-deprecating humor about their tracks being just a bunch of useless bites. In the next verse, we journey into the realm of their friend purchasing a rubber doll and naming it after the capital of Russia. Well, that's one way to show your patriotism... And apparently a wet head won't be saved by a towel, which makes me wonder what kind of situations these individuals find themselves in. Oh, and don't forget the hundred liters contained in their cap, because apparently, that's completely normal. Now, brace yourselves for the highlight of this lyrical masterpiece – a deep philosophical question. If humans are what they eat, then why the hell isn't the artist a vagina? I mean, it's a valid point, right? They then reveal a pink concoction in their glass, clarifying that it's not a clitoris, because, well, that would just be absurd. And just when you thought things couldn't get any more mind-boggling, they casually drop a bombshell about a girl weighing 35 kilograms and something scandalous involving a gaming character named Clinkz. Let's move on swiftly to avoid further complications, shall we? But before we go, let's remember that according to Heronwater, if you're their girlfriend, you better be standing behind the stove 24/7 cooking borscht, because that's what love and gender roles are all about, right? And seemingly, money can't change their friendship with some homeless buddies. Finally, we arrive at the bridge, where we discover that our friend finds great pleasure in having five sausages. Yes, you heard me right – the mere excitement of having five sausages brings them joy. And just when you think you've escaped the madness, they throw a curveball about a friend leaving prison, but irritating them so much that they goad them into sitting back down. Classy move, my friend. To wrap it up, the chorus reminds us that asking "how are you?" is a never-ending quest, like trying to catch those damn high-shelf items at the grocery store. And they still daydream about flying. Oh, the power of dreams. So there you have it, my darlings, "Как ты там?" – a fascinating journey through the depths of human understanding and sausage appreciation. Thank you and goodnight!