Song meaning of Misery Business by Paramore

Ah, yes, Paramore's "Misery Business"! A true masterpiece in the art of petty revenge and misplaced empowerment. Hayley Williams, the queen of angsty pop-rock, takes us on a journey where she proudly declares herself as the CEO of Misery Incorporated. With a subtle metaphor comparing her rival's body to an hourglass, she reminds us all that time is ticking, and sooner or later, we'll all run out. But fear not, for she's here to snatch her ex-lover away and wear the biggest smile while doing so. Oh, the satisfaction of stealing someone's heart right from under their nose! And let's not forget how she graciously refuses second chances, because in this world, forgiveness is overrated, and people never change, right? She even takes a moment to remind us that there are millions of other girls out there, all innocent-looking, ready to steal and conquer. But not her, no! She refuses! She's built an empire on misery, and nobody messes with the queen. So, let us all revel in the delightfully twisted joy of having someone exactly where we want them and relish in the glorious feeling of petty triumph. Feel it, my friend. Feel it deep down in your very soul, and let it wash over you like the juiciest gossip at a high school reunion. Oh, the sweet taste of victory!